June 16, 2009.
Obama kills housefly ! (link)
Faced with a warlike situation, President Barack Obama took matters into his own hands, and killed a housefly.
Reliable sources claim that the Secret Service were actually trying to capture the offending fly alive, after intelligence reports indicated that it might be carrying coded information.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when it was found that the coded information was its DNA.
Recent investigations reveal that these flies were Republicans, native to Alaska, and despite warnings, insisted on travelling to Washington in this heat.
The United Flyswatters of America, Washington Chapter, have donated 100 flyswatters to the White House, in the face of allegations that the association supports Democrats only.
Members of PETA, were seen walking with banners, in silent protest, outside the White House.
President Obama , addressing his first Press Conference after the killing, said , "Do we allow perpetrators here ? No. We must make a change . Can we make that effort ? YES WE CAN !